wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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