Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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