just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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