I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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