How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My underwear smells like fireworks.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
