VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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