Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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