Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...