Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

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(256): View more from Alabama

he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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(970): View more from Colorado

Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.

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(718): View more from New York

in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay

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