if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?