Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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