come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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