At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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