so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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