I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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