If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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