I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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