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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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