butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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