Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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