When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i need some magic done to my vagina
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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