I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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