Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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