I wish life had little blips of pornography
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so let's talk penis.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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