After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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