Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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