You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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