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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Too much gin, very little bucket
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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