did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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