I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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