Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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