did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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