Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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