WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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