ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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