i jhust puked up my retainher.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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