This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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