Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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