I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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