your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
home. puking in laundry basket.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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