Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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