I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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