im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Randomize