windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
When are your genitals available?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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