Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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