..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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