Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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