Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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