Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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