Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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