Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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