I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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