just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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