I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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