My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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