The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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