I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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