Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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